I want to look like THIS.
I mean, really. Hasn't she had, like, six kids by now?
This is why life is not fair.
COME ON. I'm German, too!
But I guess I must come from the lineage that tended to be chubby and feasted on bratwursts, potato salad and dumplings.
(Shakes fist at the heavens.)
Heidi Klum drops a baby and two weeks later, she models in a Victoria's Secret fashion show.
Meanwhile, I was hit with a fat stick and super taste buds and often need blocks of cheese and French onion sour cream dip to even get through my day.
Seriously. Not fair.
End of tantrum.